…here are some Dracula jokes!
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why isn’t Dracula married?
A. He never met a nice ghoul.
Borrowed from Page-A-Day Calendar 2009
For more information about Dracula by Bram Stoker, see http://www.shmoop.com/dracula/
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